You Know You Need To Change Your Career When…
You know you need to change your career when …
- You fantasize about working in a tollbooth on the M50.
- The highlights of the day are tea breaks and lunchtime.
- You know you have said all this before but you can’t remember when.
- You keep ringing the talking clock because you know the clock at work is slow by a few hours.
- You go to work and when you return home you have no memory of what happened in between.
- You wonder what the new person at work is so enthusiastic about.
- You volunteer to do the photocopying for everyone.
- You wish your customers would leave you alone … they always seem to want something.
- You pretend to be on the dole when people ask you what you do.
- You create a calendar that shows how many days you have until retirement.
- You mark off each day on your calendar with a big black marker.
- You wonder idly what it would be like to spend time in Mountjoy … and speculate that it really couldn’t be much worse than this job.
- You offer to swap jobs with the cleaning staff.
- You begin to think about beginning to smoke … at least it gets you out of the office.
- You wonder why all the stupid people of the universe congregate in your office.
- You spend all week thinking about the weekend and spend most of Sunday dreading going to work.
- You consider going to the zoo and hiring a monkey to do your job … you doubt if anyone would notice the difference.
- You wonder what sort of deeds you committed in a past life to get saddled with your job, colleagues and boss…and speculate that you were probably Attila the Hun.
- You have rung in sick with so many excuses that you are rapidly running out of dead relations and illnesses. You have already tried the Ebola virus and bird flu.


